Condi & George Bush

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Poprawiono: 22 sierpień 2012
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George: Condi!  Nice to see you.  What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi:  That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you.  Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi:  Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi:  Hu.
George:  The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi:  I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi:  Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi:  That's correct.
George:  Then who is in China?
Condi:  Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi:  No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi:  Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi:  No, sir.
George:  Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
              Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi:  Kofi?
George:  No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George:  No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George:  No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of  milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi:  Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George:  Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi:  And call who?
George:  Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi:  Hu is the guy in China.
George:  Will you stay out of China?!
Condi:  Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi:  Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

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